Archive for December, 2011

Origin makes Battlefield 3 a Piece of Turd!

Friday, December 16th, 2011

So I love Battlefield 3 but the Origin Online web interface is complete garbage.  It makes the game a pain, and I think that many people would consider waterboarding the person who conceived of it a worthwhile idea.  I don’t condone such violent, but let me give you a quick example of how bad it is.  I bought the Back to Karkand expansion pack and 1 hour later, I am still unable to play it.  I waited 30 minutes to get into a chat session with a support person and this is how it went:

Ruchin: Thanks for contacting EA Help! My name is Ruchin how may I help you?
you: I purchased Back to Karkand but did not get a code, and am unable to find a code in my account info or in my email
Ruchin: May I know where did you purchase your game from please?
you: I bought the game from the origin app and the map from the battlefield3 website when I logged in to play
Ruchin: May I have your e-mail id please.
you: The order # is XXXXXXXXX
you: my email address is: ilovespam@thisisntreal.com
Ruchin: Please give me some time to retrieve your account in our database.
you: ok thank you
Ruchin: No problem
Ruchin: I would advise you to wait for a little more while and then you will be able to play the dlc.
you: Ok, thank you
Ruchin: Thank you for contacting EA. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
you: No. Though I am curious, how long do you think I will need to wait?
you: It has been an hour, and I just tried to join a game now, and it still says I need to buy it.
you: However, my wall page announces that I have access to it
Ruchin: Being a gamer myself I understand your curiosity, but please just wait for a little more time and I assure you you will be able to play it real soon!
Ruchin: If you need help with anything else, please feel free to contact us anytime!
you: Ok thank you
you: have a great weekend.
That’s just awesomeness, isn’t it?

iOS 5. The best iOS yet

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Why is it the best iOS yet? Because I knew that I needed to get a new iOS device, and I could never talk myself into spending that kind of cash. Well, iOS 5 has done that for me. I used to be able to actually use my 4th Gen iPod touch (you know the latest and greatest). Then I decided I was finally going to be okay with wiping all of my data, all of my apps, all of my music, all of my everything, just to be graced with the latest iOS update. And then? Well… my iPod won’t work anymore. It wiped everything but absolutely refuses to update, even in DFU mode. Awesome. Thanks Apple!